"Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped"

Brimming with brawn and full of fortitude, "Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped: 400 All-New Facts About the Man Who Knows Neither Fear Nor Mercy" contains everything you ever wanted to know about Chuck Norris but were too terrified to ask.

This third testament about the master of macho manliness uncovers such unknown facts as:

* Jesus follows Chuck Norris on Twitter.
* The reason we haven't found Osama Bin Laden is because Chuck Norris found him first.
* When Chuck Norris tells time, time obeys.
* A solar eclipse is the sun's attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
* Someone once put Chuck Norris on hold. That's where the term choke-hold comes from.

Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped: 400 All-New Facts About the Man Who Knows Neither Fear Nor Mercy is now available for pre-order right here.